Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods

[dystopia]

Naked, lost airline pilot charged after search
http://www.pennlive.com/n...2115282860.xml&coll=1

Jeffrey Paul Bradford and Adrianna Grace Connor should have just gone back to their motel room Sunday night, according to Lower Swatara Twp. police.

Instead, Bradford, 24, a pilot for Pinnacle Airlines Inc., and Connor, a flight attendant for the airline, left Angies Diner on Eisenhower Boulevard and walked to nearby woods along Richardson Road.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

Bradford, of Moon Twp. in the Pittsburgh suburbs, wound up naked and wandering in the woods, triggering a search that involved a state police helicopter with body-heat-sensing gear, authorities said.
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Naked man, friend arrested after tryst
(w/ pics) [Penguins fan!]
http://www.pennlive.com/m...ht_attendant_charged.html

[Clive]

Lost in the woods, huh?  You'd think there would have been something they could have used as a compass ...

[stroh]

Seems their moral one was absent.

I dunno.  Bear *feces*?

[Jules]

Yeah well, you can understand them wanting to go to the woods, as they are most probably sick to death of doing it up in the air.

[stroh]

Otto!  FTW!