Chivalry is dead

[Darla]

Why? She could just sit in your lap. I know I would let her sit in my lap. So long as Darla isn't around.

And people question my bulb wattage.

You're just mad because you didn't think of it.

Some how putting it in print doesn't help you! Like stroh says your bulb is dimming. Oh wait, your wattage hasn't been that bright! 

[Aske]

Do you offer your seat to another on the train/bus if...?

1)  You're a young man and the other person is a woman of any age.
2)  You're a young man and the other person is a old man.
3)  You're an older man and the other person is a woman of any age.
4)  You're an older man and the other person is a young woman.
5)  You're a man/woman/young/old/whatever and the other person has an obvious physical ailment which makes standing difficult.

I'm somewhere between 4/5 and 5/5 (#4 would depend on a number of factors) but judging by what I see on the train every day the average is somewhere under 1/5. 

for me , excluding #5, they all range on conditional from depends to most of the time. 5 is an always.  i'd say on average i'm about 3.5

[Aske]

1)  You're a young man and the other person is a woman of any age.If the woman is older yes. If the woman is younger, depends if she's hot
2)  You're a young man and the other person is a old man. Yes
3)  You're an older man and the other person is a woman of any age. See response to  question 1
4)  You're an older man and the other person is a young woman.See response to  question 1
5)  You're a man/woman/young/old/whatever and the other person has an obvious physical ailment which makes standing difficult. Yes

Ditto on every scenario.  If she is hot enough I'd get on all fours and make like a bench for her. 

Why? She could just sit in your lap. I know I would let her sit in my lap. So long as Darla isn't around.

Good point.  I suppose I was assumed to already by standing. 

"why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?  .... I don't think that's such a good idea Thorny."

[Uisce Beatha]

Today I gave up my seat to a woman in her early thirties.  One stop later she gave the seat up to a 20-something dude with a broken foot.

Pay it forward.   








(In all honesty, WTF does that phrase mean?)