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Do These Ever Really End Well?

 
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Do These Ever Really End Well?
« on: September 02, 2008, 05:49:04 AM »
Man has to make trip to the hospital to have a nut removed from his penis in an attempt to lengthen it one week before his wedding.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 06:26:31 AM »
I don't know about lengthening it but it's gotta be hell on balance.
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Re: Do These Ever Really End Well?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 07:04:20 AM »
This is precisely why the Fleshlight has no internal rifling.
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 07:06:20 AM »
Quote from: Clive on September 02, 2008, 07:04:20 AM
This is precisely why the Fleshlight has no internal rifling.

Good point.  Very tough to keep Righty Tighty/ Lefty Loosey straight in the throes of plastic passion.
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 07:11:43 AM »
When the rescue squad showed up, I'm wondering if Randolph Mantooth tried this:
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Re: Do These Ever Really End Well?
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 08:05:21 AM »
Reason #952 why abstaining from premarital **** is bad.
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Re: Do These Ever Really End Well?
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 11:20:31 AM »
Quote from: Clive on September 02, 2008, 07:04:20 AM
This is precisely why the Fleshlight has no internal rifling.

Not that I'm an expert on these things, but it appears that the Tenga (Japan's answer to the fleshlight) might have some sort of internal rifling...
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 12:58:44 PM »
There's no shame in your knowledge of such aids. You're amongst friends here. If you own one, you can come clean about it.
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