Well, Duh.

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Beer truck driver accused of drunk driving.

That's like the restaurant chef being accused of being fat.

WHEAT RIDGE, Colo. – A contract beer truck driver has been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving after his rig flipped over. Police said the man, 56, was eastbound on Colorado 58 about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday when he took an exit ramp for eastbound Interstate 70 too fast. The truck and its 45,000-pound trailer full of beer overturned.

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Sounds like he was just tipsy.

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+1 for simply always being on.