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A 31-year-old man arrested in Boulder, Colorado, for slashing the tyres of nearly 50 vehicles blamed it all on his mother, nuclear radiation from the former Rocky Flats weapons plant nearby and the fact that he was made to wear braces on his teeth in the 1990s.

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http://www.komonews.com/news/local/46251362.html

Madison said the night began innocently enough.

"The main reason I wanted to go to the bridge was to have the adrenaline pumping through my body -- like having (a very short distance) between a semi running underneath your feet," she said.

Sizemore said after a while, Madison wanted to play a stripping game where if they saw a headlight out, they would say "**** Me" and the other person had to remove an article of clothing.

He said the game continued for about 30 minutes, "until (Madison) started getting bored and went and grabbed some rocks. We continued our game and every once in a while, dropped a couple of rocks. I heard banging, said '(expletive) this,' got up to go and 'boof!' there's some cops."

The pair were tracked down by troopers on the ground with assistance from a State Patrol airplane, which captured video of the couple throwing rocks.

Troopers say when they caught up with the pair, it was apparent that Madison was losing the game -- she was arrested in just her underwear. Sizemore says he was shirtless and was without shoes.