[Politics/Religion] I am completely speechless.

[MFAWG]

I've been staring at this for 25 or 30 minutes, in complete awe:

http://amazinggracebaptis...chkjv.com/Download99.html

Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are
perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contempory Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll , John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.

Billy Graham? T D Jakes? I don't have much use for Fundamentalist types, and the whole 'The Pope And Catholics Are Evil' has a long and rich tradition in American Protestantism of a certain type, but BILLY GRAHAM!


WTF is wrong with people?

[gleek]

Me thinks thou art a bunch of *goshdarn* whackjobs.

[hobbit]

They couldn't be any nuttier if they were trying to catch a ride on a comet.

[stroh]

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."

Henry FTW!

[Spanky]

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."

Henry FTW!

You didn't quite capture the accent but I won't smite you for that.

[stroh]

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."

Henry FTW!

You didn't quite capture the accent but I won't smite you for that.

LOL  Actually "in person" I can really nail it.  I do it all the time.  The family hates it.