100 Proof Turkey

[dystopia]

Tavern owner says he'll unveil 100-proof turkey
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...cWj3CutgUI8bh34QsfSjtiBIF

NEW YORK – You'll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he'll unveil what he is calling the nation's first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O'Casey's Tavern in Midtown Manhattan said that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked. The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple.

The gravy is also laced with the distilled liquor.
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[stroh]

Wouldn't it just be easier to drink Wild Turkey?

[twoiron]

Wouldn't it just be easier to drink Wild Turkey?

well played..

[gleek]

Wouldn't it just be easier to drink Wild Turkey?

What weak *feces* is only 80 proof. 

[stroh]

 

[dystopia]

Random Turkey Day trivia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the early 19th century (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler.[3] The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.

[gleek]

Random Turkey Day trivia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the early 19th century (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler.[3] The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.

What the hell is a bustard? I would think the only bird(s) you could stuff with a turkey would be an emu, cassowary, or a rhea.

[stroh]

LOL

John Madden's head explodes.

[dystopia]

What the hell is a bustard? I would think the only bird(s) you could stuff with a turkey would be an emu, cassowary, or a rhea.

Hmm, I thought about adding "Eat a bustard" to my Bucket List, but upon further review, overruled myself.

[gleek]

What the hell is a bustard? I would think the only bird(s) you could stuff with a turkey would be an emu, cassowary, or a rhea.

Hmm, I thought about adding "Eat a bustard" to my Bucket List, but upon further review, overruled myself.

Certainly don't replace it with a cassowary. Those things will eff you up! Stay far away.

[spacey]

This thread is fowl.

[Seamus]

Random Turkey Day trivia:The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the early 19th century (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler.[3] The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.

But seriously. A turkey like this would help some of us.

[twoiron]

This dish could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.


Well, if you'd all thought about the actual need to stuff one bird up another birds' butt, then up another birds' butt and so forth, so that you'd have a 17 bird nested roast, then maybe some of these birds might not be endangered??!!

Damn you 19th Centuary French decadence!!!