How Many Wings Do You Think You Could Eat?

[dystopia]

After seeing Wing Bowl coverage, I was wondering how many chicken wings do you think you could eat in one sitting?

Or if you've been to an all-you-can-eat wing place or made your own mass quantity, what's the most you've eaten?

[stroh]

Oh *feces* I don't know.  A bunch.

For me it depends on the size, and the hotness.  I'm not big on true Buffalo wings. (was that the competition?)

But even still, regular size fairly hot ones?  20.  25?    *

* I also eat the whole thing.  Unlike my daughter that takes one bite out of the fat part of the drumstick and then asks if she can hit the ice cream machine.

[gleek]

I've eaten 20 at that boobie place.

[stroh]

I've eaten 20 at that boobie place.

[stroh]

Speaking of the boobie place.  Years and years ago, when Karen and I were first married my brothers came up from Florida.  We took them to the Mall of Hysteria.  The biggest thing going at that place at time was Hooters. (Well other than what was going on at Fat Tuesday's but that's another thread.  LOL  Ask Fuzzy he's from down that way.)

So we head in, get a beer and some wings.  About 20 minutes into it and another beer, I finally call the waitress over and complain the beer is warm.  She apoligizes and brings me another.  A few minutes later I grab her again and say look, this is just sad.  She says maybe they just changed the keg.  She would check on it.  She brings me another beer and says try this one.  I drink it and look at her....This time the manager is behind her looks at me and says it's not the beer dumbass, you're eating hot Buffalo wings.
 


 

[gleek]

LMAO!

[dystopia]

lol

[Aske]

LMAO

[birdymaker]

 

[Spanky]

On topic 20 to 30. I have stuffed away 45 before but those were the non breaded type way back when I use to live in Buffalo and about 25 years younger.

[twoiron]

Speaking of the boobie place.  Years and years ago, when Karen and I were first married my brothers came up from Florida.  We took them to the Mall of Hysteria.  The biggest thing going at that place at time was Hooters. (Well other than what was going on at Fat Tuesday's but that's another thread.  LOL  Ask Fuzzy he's from down that way.)

So we head in, get a beer and some wings.  About 20 minutes into it and another beer, I finally call the waitress over and complain the beer is warm.  She apoligizes and brings me another.  A few minutes later I grab her again and say look, this is just sad.  She says maybe they just changed the keg.  She would check on it.  She brings me another beer and says try this one.  I drink it and look at her....This time the manager is behind her looks at me and says it's not the beer dumbass, you're eating hot Buffalo wings.
 


 

So, really, who's the dumbass here? The bloke eating the hot Buffalo wings, or the waitress who brings him, not 1, not 2, but 3 free beers because the beer is "warm"??

I say, well played sir!

[geo1]

Speaking of the boobie place.  Years and years ago, when Karen and I were first married my brothers came up from Florida.  We took them to the Mall of Hysteria.  The biggest thing going at that place at time was Hooters. (Well other than what was going on at Fat Tuesday's but that's another thread.  LOL  Ask Fuzzy he's from down that way.)

So we head in, get a beer and some wings.  About 20 minutes into it and another beer, I finally call the waitress over and complain the beer is warm.  She apoligizes and brings me another.  A few minutes later I grab her again and say look, this is just sad.  She says maybe they just changed the keg.  She would check on it.  She brings me another beer and says try this one.  I drink it and look at her....This time the manager is behind her looks at me and says it's not the beer dumbass, you're eating hot Buffalo wings.
 


 

So, really, who's the dumbass here? The bloke eating the hot Buffalo wings, or the waitress who brings him, not 1, not 2, but 3 free beers because the beer is "warm"??

I say, well played sir!

I wondered if anyone else saw the genius at work here!