How to destroy an iPad...

[gleek]

...and your arteries.

http://gizmodo.com/551556...destroyer-of-touchscreens

[stroh]

Damn.  I want one of those.



When Karen and I were first married we were on this bowling league with another couple.  We bowled way the *fudge* up at this hicktown joint.  Great place.  As backward/country redneck as it gets.  We used to go up early to eat, and the one thing I would get was this burger that was:  1/4 lb. burger(obviously) cheese, bacon, ham, and a chicken breast.  Lettuce, tomato, Onion, mayo, mustard, huge ass bun.  So this whole Chicken Cordon Bleu Burger Bacon thing goin'.  Oh it was excess incarnate.  Damn it was good.

Oh those were the days.

If the the intergoogles were invented back then and I had a touch screen to access the multiple tubes on some sort of touchable pad GUI, I'm sure I would have sat that sandwich on it to light a heater.  Inside.  Which was legal at the time.