What sucks the most?

[Salamander]

Just be a man and pop it already! (which, other than the chromosome issue, is what I normally do).

Papercuts, on the other hand, is a complete different story. Especially when on a knuckle when you're trying to practice music. Or type. Or do anything, pretty much.

It hasn't been for a lack of trying.  Never been successful with the popping of them bast**ds.  My fingers can't get inside the ol nostrils.  Have not found other implements that would do the job!

Try the back end of a pair of tweezers.