What a waste of good sausage...

[dystopia]

Yikes! 

Thankfully there's a happy ending, which doesn't usually seem to be the case when there's sausage involved.

Police: Man sucked into sausage seasoning machine
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...dd_sausage_machine_mishap

DANVERS, Mass. – Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.

Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man — whose name was not released — was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution.
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[stroh]

LMAO!

 

after it somehow activated while being cleaned.

"Dude, Charlie is headed to the seasoner.  Hit the switch when he's in it."
"No way dude."
"20 bucks."
"*fudge* that.  Watch. Watch. Hit it."
"LOLOLOLOLZZZZ"
"Dude his ass totally got sucked in there."