You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

[Art Vandelay]

My son used to dig her music when he was 7 or 8.  I asked him the other day if he knew what she'd been up to recently.  He hadn't heard so I gave him the PG version.

"*trollop*", says he.   

So we have this rule about not using derogatory terms when speaking of others.  I'm sitting there thinking about what I should say and finally came to the inclusion he speaketh true.  Can't really crack on him for that can I. 

About two hours later he called me a short, fat *fudge* so I grounded him forever and took away his Playboys.

Now that's mean.

When he's older if he hangs out at a bar called Little Boy Blue's it'll be your fault.

No worries, I'm betting Uisce didn't check every young boy's ultimate hiding place: the sock drawer.

Mine was above the suspended ceiling tiles in my bedroom. Never got caught.

[spacey]

http://www.golfhos.com/topic-1646.html

You shame me. (musta missed that one) 

[MP]

Once again I ask:

And I should care because.......?

beat me to it

[TFT]

I like this thread better than that other one.

spacey, nice sig.