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at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« on: April 26, 2007, 08:43:36 AM » |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 08:49:07 AM » |
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So no sticking your thumb up your date's ass? Doesn't sound like much fun to me.
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 09:52:47 AM » |
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At the risk of sounding like that other redhead, this: In part, it reads: “Any variation of dancing that approximates the following is expressly prohibited: A student (male or female) bent over at the waist with the pelvis of another individual (male or female) pressed against their buttocks while holding (or not holding onto) the bent over student’s waist or hips is prohibited at all times at functions at Capital High School where dancing is permitted.” Sounds fairly reasonable, while this: Aaron White, a senior, plans to skip the prom. The dancing he saw at last year’s was “not even as bad as music videos,” he said. Doesn't. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 10:03:20 AM » |
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Kids.  They do stuff in front of 2000 other students that I can't get my wife to do with the lights off. |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 08:28:35 PM » |
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Kids. They do stuff in front of 2000 other students that I can't get my wife to do with the lights off. Crash a prom with her. |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007, 08:59:13 PM » |
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Kids. They do stuff in front of 2000 other students that I can't get my wife to do with the lights off. Crash a prom with her. Man, I can't believe I just opened this thread with her looking over my shoulder.  |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 09:04:00 PM » |
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Molly and Loonette await you on The Big Comfy Couch, Whiskey.
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 09:04:35 PM » |
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Kids. They do stuff in front of 2000 other students that I can't get my wife to do with the lights off. Crash a prom with her. Man, I can't believe I just opened this thread with her looking over my shoulder.  |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 09:04:53 PM » |
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Man, I can't believe I just opened this thread with her looking over my shoulder. Assuming you're seated and therefore bent over at the waist, is the pelvis of another individual (male or female) pressed against your buttocks while holding (or not holding onto) your waist or hips? If so, Mission Accomplished. |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 09:11:10 PM » |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2007, 06:16:14 AM » |
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Kids. They do stuff in front of 2000 other students that I can't get my wife to do with the lights off. That's why god invented prostitutes. ............I'm just saying.......... |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2007, 07:45:48 AM » |
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Why the hell weren't proms like that when I went to school. I mean come on, all we did was step back and forth to Simple Minds, Tears for Fears, and Madonna.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2007, 03:03:19 PM » |
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Re: at least the teachers/principals can bend the students over...
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2007, 05:23:41 PM » |
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If she takes mushrooms and goes to Let There Be Rock would you freak out and yell and ground her. 'Cuz I never thought that was really fair.  |
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