Oh the tangled web we weave

[Uisce Beatha]

http://soccernet.espn.go....rce=soccernet&cc=5901

[Stephen Ireland] cited the death of a grandparent - when in fact his girlfriend had suffered a miscarriage.

...

'Early on Monday morning I got a phone call from Stephen Staunton telling me that the FAI had discovered my grandmother in Cork was not dead.

'He wanted to know what was going on and I told him that there had been a mistake and it had been my father's mother. I told him her name was Brenda Kitchener, that she lived in London.'

...

'On Thursday, I got a phone call from Manchester City stating that the FAI had discovered that my grandmother, Brenda Kitchener, was also alive.

'I decided at that stage that I must tell truth and admit I had told lies.'

That's some hard core bull*feces*ting right there.  I'll give him 10 out of 10 for ambition.  Maybe 2 out of 10 on execution.

[campy]

[Fuzzy]

 

Sorry Grandma(s), indeed.