Aske
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only in australia... lol
« on: September 19, 2007, 09:55:29 AM » |
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Walfredo
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 10:04:36 AM » |
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Wow, it isn't easy to climax while on LSD and amphetimines. Frankly, the desire is hard to muster even with a female present, so I've heard.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 10:04:44 AM » |
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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids
.............. pröñographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.  I just can't even.........LOL [shakes head] |
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Walfredo
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 10:06:35 AM » |
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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids
.............. pröñographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. I just can't even.........LOL [shakes head] Oh snap. He went after the prostate. Certainly solves the problem LSD and meth have on a certain something. Never thought to try that.  |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 10:09:20 AM » |
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MY God! What ever happened to good old fashioned foreplay?
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JDerion
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 10:51:09 AM » |
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He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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PaunchyBald
Vest & Plus Fours From: SW Ohio
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 11:05:21 AM » |
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He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.
Which is why you'll be a co-star on "Cavemen".  |
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Soon to be your local trash man.
I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Jules
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 01:18:27 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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