They Do Exist!

[spacey]

I would assume that in SLC, they would figure you were already one of them, or at least heard the pitch before.

You'd actually be amazed at how much they proselyte around here. To their credit, the entire 6 years I've lived in Bountiful, I've only had one visit from them in which I politely told them I'm not interested. Since then, I've been left alone, even though I see them in the neighborhood on a regular basis.

I suspect SLC is probably one of the worst possible missions to be assigned. It tends to be a "with us or against us" scenario (on both sides) around here.