Lamest Gift You GAVE This Christmas

[Aske]

"A nice young man" who excels in mathematics & sciences, chess, computers, hd, & etc?

the fact you believed clive aside     i  don't think stroh wants at least part of this to be a future for his daughter. 

[E-A-G-L-E!]

my MIL called one day and asked what did my wife want?
Me:I don't know?
Mil: what do you mean you don't know? She doesn't want anything?
me: no
mil: so she didn't say anything?
me: no. So what do you want?
mil: nothing.
me: you don't want anything?
mil: correct.
Me: huh. Go figure.

[E-A-G-L-E!]

"A nice young man" who excels in mathematics & sciences, chess, computers, hd, & etc?

the fact you believed clive aside     i  don't think stroh wants at least part of this to be a future for his daughter. 

Would you have preferred "Mr. Rogers" as Uisce referred to you?

Well, I'm sure stroh would wants his daughter to be a "nice young woman" when she grows up, but you were referring to yourself so my following statement would be referring to you.  Obviously, the statement would have to be slightly altered in reference to when Madolyn is older.

[spacey]

We kept our gifts pretty minimal this year, so most of them were pretty well received. However...I drew my brother in the family gift exchange and about a month ago he was really amped up about adding a trunk to his motorcycle, so I thought I'd be a genius and buy the mounting brackets for quick release hardware. The day after I bought the stuff and had it wrapped, he announced that he'd changed his mind on the whole thing because "those mounting brackets look *goshdarn* ugly." He got them anyway. *fudge*er.

[Clive]

Well, my four measly presents went over very well!

Go me!