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"Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« on: February 14, 2008, 01:01:13 PM » |
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God wants you to have **** http://www.sptimes.com/20...d_wants_you_to_have.shtml... An openly edgy Christian church in Ybor City is launching what they're calling a 30-Day **** Challenge to help members improve their relationships and rediscover themselves. Single folks are to abstain from **** for 30 days, even if they are in a committed relationship. Married folks, on the other hand, are supposed to have **** every day for 30 days. Leaders at Relevant Church, which meets at the Italian Club on Seventh Avenue, will launch the campaign Sunday, fresh off Valentine's Day. Already, it's gaining attention. "Of course, all the guys say it's genius," said Pastor Paul Wirth. "The married women think we're out of our minds." Church members, most of whom are in their 20s and 30s, will get a journal to track their ****ual encounters - or lack thereof - and jot down their feelings. Ranters can vent on the church's blog, which is set to go up after the challenge starts, at www.30day****challenge.com. ... ... |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 01:04:07 PM » |
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Come on! Everybody. Even you single guys in the back.
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 01:04:37 PM » |
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 "edgy" rated r **** celebrations? I invented this angle! |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 01:07:47 PM » |
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Johnny come latelys if you ask me.  Although, to be fair, they are interested in the female opinion. |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 01:09:45 PM » |
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Johnny come latelys if you ask me. Although, to be fair, they are interested in the female opinion.  |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 01:17:05 PM » |
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So UB is that why you live in Utah.  |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 01:18:31 PM » |
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So UB is that why you live in Utah. Kinda. But mainly 'cuz hobbits love ice cream. |
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Re: "Edgy" Church's 30 Day Challenge
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 01:20:54 PM » |
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and I just thought that you liked the pretty snow scenes. So do you have any plans of adding a 2nd and 3rd wife to the family soon.  |
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 01:21:53 PM » |
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No. But if they have a 9hp snowblower I'll consider it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 01:23:42 PM » |
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No. But if they have a 9hp snowblower I'll consider it.
Think how handy they(2nd & 3rd wife) would be, shovelling the snow out of your driveway each winter. |
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 01:25:06 PM » |
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No. But if they have a 9hp snowblower I'll consider it.
Think how handy they(2nd & 3rd wife) would be, shovelling the snow out of your driveway each winter. are you volunteering ? |
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 01:25:32 PM » |
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No. But if they have a 9hp snowblower I'll consider it.
LMAO. |
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 01:27:43 PM » |
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No. But if they have a 9hp snowblower I'll consider it.
Think how handy they(2nd & 3rd wife) would be, shovelling the snow out of your driveway each winter. are you volunteering ? Nope, but I thought that it was the perfect opportunity for UB, to get a little bit of help around the house.....you know, save his poor old back etc etc... |
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