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Can you believe this!
« on: March 07, 2008, 05:14:16 PM » |
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At the moment Russell is in Tasmania, just to let you all know, I am bascially situated at the top of Australia, and Russell is at the very bottom of Australia.
They are having a day off golf today, and Russell is bored. He rang me to arrange a game of golf for him, to find a nice little 9 hole course that he could play at and hire clubs. (his clubs are locked in the bus-drivers bus).
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Him...just get on the internet and find something......
me....cant you ask somebody...
Him....no, you can do it..its easy...
me...okay, i found this and this....
Him....how far away....
me...I don't know...
Him....look on a map bit...
Me.....F*&^ off, don't expect me to read maps....
Yes, I did it, I found him a place to play at, I'm such a good wife.
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 05:20:26 PM » |
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You're so easy.
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Jules
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 05:22:16 PM » |
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 05:32:39 PM » |
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I hope you gave it to him in miles. |
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 05:35:51 PM » |
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No I gave him the names and phone numbers, and told him to ring them and tell them where he was and ask them how far away he was from the golf course.  |
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 06:04:19 PM » |
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Does mapquest.com work for Aussie-land?
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 07:54:08 PM » |
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 08:22:50 PM » |
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thats the exact thing i thought when i read it. |
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Re: Can you believe this!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 10:31:20 PM » |
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Step 1: go to http://europe.mapquest.co.../maps/main.adp?country=AUStep 2: type in your address (123 Main Street, Koala's Rectum, Queensland), then click "Search" Step 3: succeed or fail Step 4: report result to Golfhos Step 5: be mocked |
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2008, 01:06:45 PM » |
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Prepared to me mocked.....I thought that was golfhos playful banter. Well I logged on, it has Country and City. I put in Australia and Cooya Beach, and wham bam, there is a map of the place. Russell will find that website really interesting. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 01:25:54 PM » |
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Prepared to me mocked.....I thought that was golfhos playful banter. Well I logged on, it has Country and City. I put in Australia and Cooya Beach, and wham bam, there is a map of the place. Russell will find that website really interesting. Forward that to Ric Romero as well.   |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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