If the continent is a rockin'

[Spanky]

http://www.reuters.com/ar...;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

[dystopia]

LOL 

[Blader]

I've performed the calculations.  Conservatively assuming just two people per copulatory act, they've barely got enough condoms for all of them to engage in an average of two copulatory acts per day between now and sunrise.

I can only hope everyone sees this as further evidence for the sort of hardships our men and women scientists are forced to endure in the name of advancing knowledge.  Still, if it is good enough for Heidi Klum, it should be good enough for the rest of us.