Fake Proposal Billboard

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This thread sucks.

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[Blader]

I've long held that the diamond industry creates false expectations for women, and unrealistic standards for men to live up to. A local jeweler used to run commercials around Valentine's day in which a guy was honestly torn between whether he should buy diamonds or chocolates for his wife and/or girlfriend. Does anyone seriously debate $50 worth of chocolate or a $1500 diamond ring? And I bought my wife a very nice engagement ring, but I didn't spend no damn 3 months salary (or whatever ridiculous amount they suggest) on the thing.

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Jewelry copulation is second only to make up copulation....and it is argued in some sectors that diamond jewelry copulation may even be better than make up copulation.  Though that has not been my personal experience, I'm sympathetic towards the proposition, because there is simply no denying the fact that make up with diamond jewelry copulation is the seven summits of copulation*













*please note, for scaling purposes the top of the scale is actual (not imagined) pröñ star copulation, aka the walking on Mars of copulation