Things That Annoy the Crap Out Of Me...

[Darla]

People that talk on the phone while driving (I know this was said before but it happened to me today) Some ass on the phone almost caused me to have a wreck. Problem is this ass did it 3 times.

Even worse was this ass was me. 

what is annoying is said "ass" driving my vehicle! 

[Tut]

While I'm here, I may as well get this off my chest too.  Sleeveless shirts are never, and let me repeat this for those of you who somehow think you are the exception to this rule, NEVER a good look ON A MAN.  You know who you are.  Believe me, your arms aren't big enough to pull it off, and if they were, you'd look just as good in a regular t-shirt, plus you wouldn't subject the rest of us to the unease we feel when around some guys matted shoulder hair and underarm hair playing peek-a-boo. 

If for some reason you've got to do it, please be considerate and don't sit by me on any public conveyances.  I'll be easy to spot.  I'll be the one with a look on my face that is a combination of incredulity, disgust, and pity.  God did not make men pretty.  He gave them a sense of humor instead.  There is a reason that women's lines are chock full of sleeveless numbers - and that is WOMEN are pretty and look good in them.   Do yourself a favor and take my word for it - YOU DON'T!

[gleek]

Not that you need proof.

[Tut]

Not that you need proof.

Gleek, if a picture is worth a thousand words, well, you just hit a homerun.  Thanks.  The first picture kept me from eating lunch, and the second one gave me something else to do with the free time.

[gleek]

Not that you need proof.

Gleek, if a picture is worth a thousand words, well, you just hit a homerun.  Thanks.  The first picture kept me from eating lunch, and the second one gave me something else to do with the free time.

In that case, it's a good thing that I put the two pictures in separate warning tags. 

[PaunchyBald]

You know yesterday I'm collecting trash on my Friday route.  That's my job, after all.  Some Brainless twit, driving an F-350 supercab diesel nearly puts himself in the collection hopper of my truck because he's talking on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.  

I walk to the rear of the truck and start throwing the trash at the side of the road into the truck.

He said, " You stupid *fudge*, don't you know any better than to stop in the middle of the goddamn road?  Worthless *bunghole*'s like you make the roads a dangerous place.  Learn how to drive you *goshdarn* dumbass!"

He then pulled around me, over a double yellow line, on an uphill grade.  I heard screeching brakes and a crash.  After I crawled out of the ditch, I looked around the truck and saw where he went head on into a Mercede's.

I filled out the witness report for the deputy sherrif, and informed the deputy of what the guy had been doing before the accident.  The deputy smiled and said loudly enough for the dude to hear, "Karma's a bitch, ain't it?"  I laughed as I drove away, but I wanted to use the asphalt like a cheesegrater on the prick's nose.

[twoiron]

You know yesterday I'm collecting trash on my Friday route.  That's my job, after all.  Some Brainless twit, driving an F-350 supercab diesel nearly puts himself in the collection hopper of my truck because he's talking on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.  

I walk to the rear of the truck and start throwing the trash at the side of the road into the truck.

He said, " You stupid *fudge*, don't you know any better than to stop in the middle of the goddamn road?  Worthless *bunghole*'s like you make the roads a dangerous place.  Learn how to drive you *goshdarn* dumbass!"

He then pulled around me, over a double yellow line, on an uphill grade.  I heard screeching brakes and a crash.  After I crawled out of the ditch, I looked around the truck and saw where he went head on into a Mercede's.

I filled out the witness report for the deputy sherrif, and informed the deputy of what the guy had been doing before the accident.  The deputy smiled and said loudly enough for the dude to hear, "Karma's a bitch, ain't it?"  I laughed as I drove away, but I wanted to use the asphalt like a cheesegrater on the prick's nose.

What is it with cops and karma with you guys?

[MFAWG]

While I'm here, I may as well get this off my chest too.  Sleeveless shirts are never, and let me repeat this for those of you who somehow think you are the exception to this rule, NEVER a good look ON A MAN.

How else am I gonna show off the ink?

[Tut]

While I'm here, I may as well get this off my chest too.  Sleeveless shirts are never, and let me repeat this for those of you who somehow think you are the exception to this rule, NEVER a good look ON A MAN.

How else am I gonna show off the ink?

Is there any way you could get them to do that same needlework down on your forearms, MFAWG?  I fear that if I give you a pass on this one, it's going to open the floodgates, and bang, you and I both will find ourselves sitting on a bus, trying to get small because the shoulder hair on the gent to our right keeps rubbing us like some obscene Brillo pad that grows. 

If you're going to insist on going through with this, I'm begging you to shave your shoulders and armpits.  If folks ask you what's up with that, tell them, "if it's good enough for Michael Phelps, it's good enough for me", and then start humming the Star Spangles Banner.  They should leave you alone after that.

[MFAWG]

'Go through with'?

The ink is 25 years old, more or less...

I'm pretty sure if I shave any part of my upper (or lower  ) body in Seattle, I will be fending off passes from extremely large men wearing leather and answering to the name 'Butch'.

*fudge* that....

[gleek]

'Go through with'?

The ink is 25 years old, more or less...

I'm pretty sure if I shave any part of my upper (or lower  ) body in Seattle, I will be fending off passes from extremely large men wearing leather and answering to the name 'Butch'.*

*fudge* that....

*Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Aske]

I will be fending off passes from extremely large men wearing leather and answering to the name 'Butch'.

*fudge* that....

When did DutchB move?

[Jules]

Logging onto Golfhos, selecting unread posts/topics......and all the threads are P&R!

What happened to the good old days of golfhos when all the topics where silly funny and wasteful.

[stroh]

Excellent point!