hahahahaha

So yesterday I'm out in the yard shoveling crushed rock, and the kids behind my place were sitting on the fence.... hecklling me!!

Here I am getting heckled by a couple of 5 year olds!!!

After an hour of this I went up to them and asked them if they'd ever been to Mensa. They both said no. I suggested they run inside and ask their mum if they'd been there or if they might go there one day.

A few minutes later they both came out: "Mum said she like to go one day, 'cos she's always wanted to go to Italy".

"I suppose you two don't know Irony either?"... "who's he?"