If you really want to know how your mind works go get scanned.
So I get called back and this dude walks me to this closet to get ready. He says take off your glasses, watch, wallet, keys, and pants and put a gown on. I think to myself "Whoa big boy, aren't you moving a little fast here? I mean we just met." So he leaves and I look at the gowns. They have 3 sizes. Small, Med/Large, and XXLarge. The small is, well, small. The Med/Large is a slightly bigger small. The XXLarge is a Mumu. I go with the Mumu.
I walk in to the second waiting room. The guy that wanted me told me to go back there and oh yea he said "We are easy here, there is coffee, snacks, and drinks. Have what you want". So I decide OK get some coffee. After what seems like a 20 min wait the coffee has done it's job and now I have to pee. Damn where is that dude when you need him. Oh and Fox news is on. There is this hot looking anchor woman on. Why is she wearing that pröñ star blue eye shadow? Oh well, hey there is that dude. "where is the restroom? I don't need a scan of a full bladder and I sure don't want to get caught in that thing needing to go."
LOL Typical visit then. 
I get brought back and my tech is a woman, a non descript one. Damn wish she was hot like that news anchor.
Those are the ultra sound techs. She point me into the room and I look at the "tube" and I think "damn hope I can fit in there". Boy I wish I had that thought more often. So I get on the table and moved into place. The buzzing starts and my mind goes into action.
I wonder if that tech is surfing people.com or something like that.
Without a doubt, although if it's the chick, I'd lay my money on email or MSN. I know if it was stroh he would be surfing something.
Count on it. 
Hmmm I wonder if she is looking up me gown right now.
Probably, but more in the interest of boxer vs. brief data compilation. If she is, is she giggling?
Without question. Would stroh?
..My ass off. Unless, I was really more interested in what's going on here, in which case hopefully you're not choking. What exactly is the clocking and buzzing?
Those are metal bands banging together to change the magnetic strength of the field. Part of the picture takin'. I can detail it more later if you like. Am I moving?
If it's a GE scanner: Yes. Siemens: No. Is the scanner moving?
Only in California. Are those motors?
No. Everything possible is done to remove any type of electrical appliance from that room. So definitely no electric motors, or anything with moving parts. I must look really stupid in this gown wearing these black Adidas skater sneakers.
More than you realize. Makes us feel better about ourselves, and makes a 8 or 12 hour day go faster. Why does she keep talking to me?
Do women ever STFU?? Her voice isn't even ****y.
See ultrasound tech.s I wonder if a tech ever tried to float a magnet in one of these things.
Yep. Along with pop cans, dog chains, paper clips, pens, coffee mugs, cell phones, your keys, etc. Anything to pass the time. I wonder if they could would it be spinning?
Depends. The dog chain is cool. It straightens out, and just floats in the middle. Man that news anchor really was hot even with the pröñ makeup.
Have they ever scanned two people in one of these things?
A. Oh, yeah. Documentary on Discovery channel. Were they having ****?
see A. They would have to be two skinny people because this is one tight fit.
see A. How would the dude keep it up?
Ask Blader. Wonder if they could get the money shot.
see A. Whoa hey! I'm moving! Oh it's done.
Damn I'm tired. So I go and get dressed and leave feeling a little relaxed and perplexed at what my mind was doing. Guess I know what I think about.
Well done. Let us know how it turns out.
