Spanky
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 48 Posts: 4842
 Offline
 
|
 |
Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« on: November 05, 2008, 02:13:21 PM » |
|
Tomorrow I get to have a long needle, the length of my arm the diameter of stroh's fleshlights, stuck in my back to completely disqualify from ever playing professional sports ever. By this time tomorrow I will be doped up on 'roids and wondering why my voice suddenly got higher. Better living through chemistry!  |
|
|
|
|
Logged 
|
|
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 02:19:54 PM » |
|
Sounds like a chemical squirrel grip
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 02:35:10 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
birdymaker
Straitjacket From: a third world country in the making
Karma: 18 Posts: 2923
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 02:43:59 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
|
|
|
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 48 Posts: 4842
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 03:09:50 PM » |
|
I don't have to. I'm being put under for it. I get to get my drunk on at 9:00 in the morning.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 03:14:11 PM » |
|
So are you having an epidural steroid injection (because you used the word needle) or are you actually having a laproscopic discectomy? (because of the size you described)
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 48 Posts: 4842
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 03:30:20 PM » |
|
Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)
At least I get a day off from work.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 03:34:11 PM » |
|
Good luck. It's really a surprisingly simple procedure(I used to do them) with often great results.
You may need more than one. Usually 3 in one year. Nor more than three. Studies have shown that too much of the steroid DepoMedrol can be damaging to cartilage structures elsewhere in your body.
'Sides if you ain't fixed after 3, you need more invasive treatment.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 48 Posts: 4842
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2008, 04:04:09 PM » |
|
Everyone seems to think I'll only need one. I have no damage that can be seen on the MRI.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 04:22:08 PM » |
|
Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)
At least I get a day off from work.
I hear Aliens perform the same procedure. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
gleek
Flak Jacket
Karma: 107 Posts: 9511
OfflineE chu ta!
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 06:13:25 PM » |
|
Epidural? WTF? Are you going into labo(u)r?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
|
|
|
Jules
Members Only Jacket From: Australia
Karma: 52 Posts: 3653
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 07:49:33 PM » |
|
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection".  Good Luck.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
|
|
|
Clive
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 77 Posts: 4358
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2008, 09:20:43 AM » |
|
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2008, 09:26:23 AM » |
|
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 09:26:56 AM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
