So, where WAS JDerion this weekend, HMMM?

Once upon a time there was a city called “Jersey City,” and people moved there to live when Manhattan got too expensive. A gentleman politician from this fine city made headlines this weekend when he urinated in a grand and public fashion on a crowd of people in Washington D.C.

Steven Lipski, a proud Democratic councilman, paid money to go see a Grateful Dead tribute band, and for this crime alone Rahm Emanuel will stuff a dead fish in his mouth. But even worse, he got so hammered he thought it would be a good idea to unzip his pants and piss off a balcony, like a drunken clown.