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How Lame Is This?
« on: November 20, 2008, 06:26:25 PM » |
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I'm sitting here at the computer, "watching" the Steelers/Bengals game on the nfl.com Game Center. (It's on NFL Network, which I don't get. Yet.)
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Jules
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 06:29:27 PM » |
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I thought you boys liked doing lame things like that.  |
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stroh
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 07:03:51 PM » |
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LAME??!!! LAME??!! Are you *feces*ting me? How cool is that? Here I've been sitting lamenting the fact that I'm missing all theses games because I don't get the NFL Network! (Read: I refuse to pay for it.) Now I find out all I had to do was to configure Al Gore's InterGoogle device to configure a connection to transfer data from.....of all place the NFL's own website?? Holy macaroni! I'm exited to the point of flatulence, or reeling from testicular surges to steal from Blader. Thanksgiving '08: I'm back baby! Oh, and not to shortchange you. You asked for lame? Yes. I sense the lame is strong in you.  - My kid wears a Steelers jersey that day.
- Come game time, I'm wearing mine (#86).
- The Hard Hat Brigade hat is on the TV console.
- The Terrible Towel is folded once lengthwise and placed over the shoulder corresponding to the side of the screen they're driving toward (or trying to push the opposing offense into). Fold edge toward my neck.
- "Rally cap" = Towel placed over head, Emperor-style.
- Steelers bottle cozy over beer; Steelers "jersey" front aligns with beer label.
- Nothing I wear can be a color of the opposing team's uniform.
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Jules
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 07:11:29 PM » |
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Stroh, I'm confused. (Whats new ) I thought that you followed the Minasota football team, or maybe it was the Tom Brady (you know the *bunghole* who dumped his pregnant girlfriend for some skinny brazilian bitch) football team.  |
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stroh
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 07:14:07 PM » |
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Stroh, I'm confused. (Whats new ) I thought that you followed the Minasota football team, or maybe it was the Tom Brady (you know the *bunghole* who dumped his pregnant girlfriend for some skinny brazilian bitch) football team. LOL No. You got it right. My team is the Minnesota Vikings. But I like to watch all football teams play. So I'm interested in watching tonight's game. Not as much as if my team was playing, but I like to watch the sport. And Tom Brady? Well he's just dreamy. I'll watch him any day. |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 07:19:50 PM » |
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stroh
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 07:28:17 PM » |
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While she's no doubt taller than I am, I'm sure that if I just spoke to her using words with more than one syllable, and not prefacing them with like or ending sentences with or whatever I'm guessing I would stun her long enough to get away. She's no Aussie babe after all. |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 07:29:57 PM » |
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not as lame as bruce arians takin 45:00 of gameclock to realize that screening against the blitz is a good idea. just like.... every other game this year
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stroh
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 07:41:44 PM » |
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Clive's wife: Shut that stupid computer off. You're on there too much with those Hoses or whatever.
Clive: But. But. No, the ga.......
Clive's wife: Off.
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 07:44:00 PM » |
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While she's no doubt taller than I am, I'm sure that if I just spoke to her using words with more than one syllable, and not prefacing them with like or ending sentences with or whatever I'm guessing I would stun her long enough to get away. She's no Aussie babe after all. Stroh, all she would have to do is show you her *funbags* and you would be history. |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 07:50:54 PM » |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 07:51:16 PM » |
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While she's no doubt taller than I am, I'm sure that if I just spoke to her using words with more than one syllable, and not prefacing them with like or ending sentences with or whatever I'm guessing I would stun her long enough to get away. She's no Aussie babe after all. Stroh, all she would have to do is show you her *funbags* and you would be history. What are you trying to say?  |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2008, 07:54:10 PM » |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2008, 08:01:26 PM » |
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While she's no doubt taller than I am, I'm sure that if I just spoke to her using words with more than one syllable, and not prefacing them with like or ending sentences with or whatever I'm guessing I would stun her long enough to get away. She's no Aussie babe after all. Stroh, all she would have to do is show you her *funbags* and you would be history. I dunno how do they compare to the "winona boob"? |
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Re: How Lame Is This?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2008, 08:29:39 PM » |
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Amen. It took me 25 minutes on figs to find it but the power of the boobie is strong with this one: |
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