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New Missouri Law
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:59:26 PM »
New Missouri Law

The Missouri Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of  St Louis .  For the first offense they give you two St. Louis Rams Football tickets.  If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.




Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams football team.


Q: What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'


Q: How do you keep a St Louis Ram out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post.


Q: What's the difference between the Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q: What do the Rams and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2008, 03:13:50 PM »
lmao  Grin
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2008, 04:18:59 PM »
 Laughing Rolling  LOL

Good stuff.  +1
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2008, 04:23:56 PM »
Well at least you have the Blues Cards.
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2008, 05:41:32 PM »
something about stl and nfl football as mutually incompatible entities
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2008, 07:10:39 PM »
At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl.  Whistle
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Re: New Missouri Law
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2008, 07:15:20 PM »
Quote from: gleek on December 15, 2008, 07:10:39 PM
At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl.  Whistle

Greatest Show On Turf.
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2008, 07:33:15 PM »
Quote from: gleek on December 15, 2008, 07:10:39 PM
At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl.  Whistle

They won that one about 30 minutes after moving to StL, so technically, that was an LA super bowl victory.
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 12:09:02 PM »
I suppose you had to be there Wink
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