[NSFW] Some Crazy Action Figures

The doors swing wide open and he stands in the doorway - a pale figure with stark white hair and a bowling bag. It’s *8==>*, the Albino Bowler, and he’s come to bowl. If you’re lucky enough to be at one of the small town bowling alleys he chooses to visit, you’re in for a treat. Soon everyone in the alley will be gathered around his lane to witness his extraordinary display of bowling virtuosity and his thick white sideburns. This 5 1/2 inch tall action figure is made of hard plastic and comes with his traditional white ball. Push the button on his back and he’ll send the ball down the lane! Comes in our illustrated blister card with the legend of *8==>* detailed on the back. (Subject to change.)

A Man…A Myth…A Legend!