/{RANT}It was a bit chilly at work.......language NSFW or children

Showed up for work Friday morning it was 14F below zero, windchills closer to 35 below.   I know that's nothing for you Minnesota dudes, but I work outside.  All day, every day.  14 people called off, pussies, couldn't handle the cold.  Called us all back in after three hours and I had to work yesterday because of that.  It was 8F below zero when I got to work yesterday.  What's the *goshdarn* difference?  6 *bobbing* degrees!  That's what.  8 butt*fudge*ers still called off and I had to do a *feces*load of extra work due to those useless bastards.  Goddamn wastes of skin, I'm gonna cut off their heads and *feces* down their windpipes first chance I get.  Bunch of sheep molesting ass-hats!  I start the next week behind the 8-ball cause of them.

BTW, I'm having a little coffee with my bourbon this morning, as posted in the drinking thread.  So my 'language' is a bit freer than normal.

HATE

Don't kid yourself, -14 is cold for anyone. While I joke about it from time to time I really hate when Minnesotans talk about how people around the country must admire our toughness in how we deal with the cold (actually heard/read this week in the news).

No, they think we're idiots for living here.  And the older I get the more I think they're right. 

Stay warm Paunchy!