Stress relief...

Wednesday January 28, 2009
A San Francisco creative agency has the fix for Americans stressed by the financial crisis: Squeeze-the-Banker dolls. The dolls come in likenesses of Wall Street names Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson and are billed as "cheaper than a psychologist or Prozac".

I have it on credible (or is it dubious?) authority stress is easily reduced by a cross-continental testicle examination. 

Although if you're only gone for three minutes it's a little unclear why it's not called a spin-around-the-block testicle examination.

I concede I'm no expert.