Facebooking With the Missus

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Facebooking With the Missus

« on: February 10, 2009, 03:17:44 PM »

My wife has been rocking the Facebook, and she drew me in. So I register and set up an awesome profle, including this profile image:

I send her a friend-invite or whatever they're called. Conversation ensues ...

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I will approve you when you change your picture!!!!!

I change the image to this:

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Howzzat?

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OK but I'm going to pretend you're my brother.

I change the image again, to this:

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There.

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This is why I did not click "Confirm" yet...

I change the image yet again, to this:

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OK, fine. I changed it. AGAIN.

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Where do you FIND these things?

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Hehe.

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You're going to be the only guy on Facebook whose wife is not his friend.

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Does this mean you're not my friend? Unrelated: [A coworker] isn't running today. I'm surprised how dependent I get on running partners. A month ago, I ran alone all the time and had no motivation issues.

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I am your friend in the real-life sense. I'll be your friend on Facebook when you post a real-life photo. And not of your genitals.

Go run already.

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I'm saddened at being force-fit into acceptable, comfortable societal norms.

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Not posting pictures of your genitals is not an unreasonable request.

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So to be clear, the limitation is pictures of MY genitals?

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I never should have married an attorney.

I changed it again, this time to:

Not sure if this Facebook thing is really going to work out for me.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 03:40:49 PM »

Ummm..... Good Luck with that Shocked


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 04:00:09 PM »

Your wife must be a saint.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:19:07 PM »

Facebook:

All the chicks at work are/were all about Facebook, 'til it got yanked at work. Along with Youtube. Pain

Now it's personal.

Anyhoo.

Chicks at work: stroh, you should totally do Facebook.
stroh: No.
Chicks at work: Why not?
stroh: Roll Eyes

Dude at work: Look at this: This dude I haven't seen in forever knows this chick that knows this dude that I may know......

stroh: That's why.

Chicks at work: Come on.

whatever.

So I sign up. First *goshdarn* thing I see is Mr. X. wants to be your friend.

WTF??!! This is the reason I didn't so it in the first *goshdarn* place! What the hell kind of algorithm are they running? Too *goshdarn* good I'll tell you that.

stroh: yoink. delete.

exit.

No Facebook here.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:24:02 PM »

No facebook here either. I spend enough time on golf forums as it is.


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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 11:15:09 PM »

I finally signed up around the holidays. I actually like it - got back in touch with a number of old friends.

Now I get to see which ones got fat, which ones are lesbians, who got lucky and married a hottie - then there's me, who hasn't done *feces* but live like a 20-something well beyond his expiration date Undecided


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 06:27:51 AM »

I don't do the myspace or the facebooks either.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 06:39:15 AM »

Quote from: hobbit on February 10, 2009, 11:15:09 PM

I finally signed up around the holidays. I actually like it - got back in touch with a number of old friends.

Now I get to see which ones got fat, which ones are lesbians, who got lucky and married a hottie - then there's me, who hasn't done *feces* but live like a 20-something well beyond his expiration date Undecided

You say that like it's a bad thing.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 07:08:34 AM »

Quote from: hobbit on February 10, 2009, 11:15:09 PM

Now I get to see ... which ones are lesbians, ...

In other words, every girl you dated.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 07:58:06 AM »

LMAO @ this thread.

No Facebook here.


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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM »

I pretty much echo Hobbit. Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 09:10:02 AM »

Quote from: spacey on February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.

I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 09:25:06 AM »

Quote from: Dunk on February 11, 2009, 09:10:02 AM

Quote from: spacey on February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.

I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool

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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 09:45:32 AM »

Quote from: Dunk on February 11, 2009, 09:10:02 AM

Quote from: spacey on February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.

I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool

Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck.


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Re: Facebooking With the Missus

« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 10:15:51 AM »

Quote from: spacey on February 11, 2009, 09:45:32 AM

Quote from: Dunk on February 11, 2009, 09:10:02 AM

Quote from: spacey on February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.

I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool

Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck.

What about the pressure of knowing deep down you are indeed inferior to your spouse? And it's only a matter of time before that fact eats at her until she can't hide it anymore. That's why a nice high spiraling 45-50 yard punt with no return is the best. You don't outpunt or underpunt your coverage and everyone is on an equal playing field a fair catch if you will. You gentlemen are playing with fire IMO. No rest for you guys trying to make your hotties happy. Good luck with that. Devil


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