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Best Speeding Ticket Excuse Ever
« on: March 11, 2009, 03:07:30 PM »



Speeding driver tells State Patrol he was rushing to bid on eBay
http://seattletimes.nwsou...08836592_webspeed10m.html
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Just after 9 p.m., a State Patrol trooper patrolling Interstate 90 saw a speeding 2004 Volkswagen R32 passing other vehicles in the express lane in the Mount Baker Tunnel. As the Volkswagen came out of the tunnel, the trooper clocked it going 110 mph as it continued across the floating bridge. With the trooper behind him, the driver eventually pulled over on Mercer Island.

The driver, who was identified as Garrett, told the trooper he had to get home to Fall City because he was late bidding on a coveted item and eBay was about to close the auction, said Trooper Dan McDonald, a spokesman for the State Patrol in Bellevue.

According to McDonald, Garrett "didn't say what he was bidding on but the trooper said his car was filled with Star Wars stuff."
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Re: Best Speeding Ticket Excuse Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 03:19:03 PM »
"These aren't the droids you're looking for." 
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Re: Best Speeding Ticket Excuse Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 03:19:33 PM »
Really best excuse below.
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Re: Best Speeding Ticket Excuse Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 03:48:36 PM »
this clown doesnt know about sniping ?
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Re: Best Speeding Ticket Excuse Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 03:51:34 PM »
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LMAO! 

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the trooper said his car was filled with Star Wars stuff

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   ppffftthhhh.   BS  Any true kick ass self respecting Wars e-cyber geek worth his Bantha droppings would be bidding by voice via bluetooth headset on his iphone.
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