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« on: March 13, 2009, 07:57:13 PM »
Saturday March 14, 2009
An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles. The man, 35, was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart when the attack occurred. The man's testicle was found on the ground. It is not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 08:28:58 PM »
yikes!
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 08:40:19 PM »
Bollocks
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 09:40:51 PM »
I don't suppose we can get a smiley depicting this ?
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 07:05:15 AM »
I see.............  So, to recap.  You're unloading sand bags from the cart, and the horse bit one of your McNuggets off?  Mmmmmmkay.

I will lay pretty good odds, the truth in this story will lie very much along the same lines as this one:
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 08:58:54 AM »
Catherine the Great surrenders
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