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Dr. Beeper surrenders
« on: June 03, 2009, 03:51:04 PM »

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CHICAGO - Doctors are testing a new kind of obesity surgery without any cuts through the abdomen, snaking a tube as thick as a garden hose down the throat to snap staples into the stomach.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31090449/
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Re: Dr. Beeper surrenders
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2009, 09:42:20 PM »

Weird.  I guess that's good.  I don't think I know anyone that's had any sort of weight loss surgery( or that has admitted to It)
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Re: Dr. Beeper surrenders
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2009, 10:43:29 PM »

Big movement these days toward minimally invasive surgical techniques and implements.  Nice to see.
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Re: Dr. Beeper surrenders
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 05:23:33 AM »

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Some study patients have lost weight after unknowingly undergoing fake procedures — sedation and the tube, but no stapling.

LMAO!  I'd be pissed off.
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Re: Dr. Beeper surrenders
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 06:49:41 AM »

Really?

No smart ass comments about "snaking a tube as thick as a garden hose down your throat".

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