Ouch!! Part II

I have a related anecdote.  True Story:  A co-worker of mine one day wanted to hang a picture above the toilet.  She didn't have a hammer, so picked the nearest thing that might somehow get a nail into the wall.  The nearest thing happened to be a spray can of adhesive that was left under the bathroom sink sometime prior.  She hit the nail with the spray can and it blew up spraying adhesive glue all over the bathroom.  Not wanted her husband to know she cleaned everything up and mentioned nothing of it.  Not sure how much time had passed, she was in the kitchen and hears, "Dionne!" screamed loudly from the bathroom by her husband.  Instantly she knew what had happened to him, and it was confirmed when she walked in to his ass stuck to the toilet seat.  Supposedly he had to rip it off skin, hair and all that.  Needless to say he was pissed.  I almost died laughing when I heard the story because the guy in question is her ex and he also works at our place of employ.