Won't Someone Please Think Of The...........Wait. This Dude Is.

Ya'll Can't Marry.  Ya'll Interracial Too Much.

Leezianna Justice O' the Peace denied marriage license to interracial couple seeking to get hitched.

Way he sees it, it's too tough on the youngens, supposin' they want to have 'em some.

So he just plain ol' says no.  ACLU don't like it none too much.  He don't give a *fudge*.