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Hold that Plane!
« on: November 30, 2009, 02:06:47 PM »
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Cops: Woman makes threat to help boss make flight
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...n_fe_st/us_odd_bomb_delay
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MIAMI – A South Florida woman has been charged with calling in a bomb threat to keep her boss from missing a flight. An arrest report said a 31-year-old woman was charged Thursday with making a false report of planting a bomb. Miami International Airport officials received a call and an e-mail Wednesday claiming that a bomb was on an American Airlines plane. Police searched the specified aircraft but didn't find a bomb.

Investigators tracked the e-mail to the woman's computer.

During questioning, the woman reportedly told police that her boss had been booked on the flight to Honduras, but she had caused him to be late for the flight. She thought the bomb threat would give her boss time to make it.
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 02:20:41 PM »
I've been saying for a long time how hard it is to find good secretarial pool talent, but few seem willing to listen.  Perhaps this story will open some minds.
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 02:27:12 PM »
Blader I thought that you would be trying to track her down and get her on your payroll. Grin
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Re: Hold that Plane!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 02:49:41 PM »
Quote from: dystopia on November 30, 2009, 02:06:47 PM

....... but she had  Air quotes caused him to be late  Air quotes for the flight.

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 02:53:51 PM »
Quote from: stroh on November 30, 2009, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: dystopia on November 30, 2009, 02:06:47 PM

....... but she had  Air quotes caused him to be late  Air quotes for the flight.


Even more reason for her to be on Blader's payroll. Wink Grin
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 02:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Jules on November 30, 2009, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: stroh on November 30, 2009, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: dystopia on November 30, 2009, 02:06:47 PM

....... but she had  Air quotes caused him to be late  Air quotes for the flight.


Even more reason for her to be on Blader's payroll. Wink Grin

LMAO!  True.

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Re: Hold that Plane!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 03:58:51 PM »
Exactly.  This is a woman with obvious talents, initiative and proclivities...and the bastards go ahead and arrest her.  Boggles the mind!
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »
Quote from: stroh on November 30, 2009, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: dystopia on November 30, 2009, 02:06:47 PM

....... but she had  Air quotes caused him to be late  Air quotes for the flight.


I was wondering why she wasn't going with him, perhaps he has another root in Honduras.

"Exactly.  This is a woman with obvious talents, initiative and proclivities...and the bastards go ahead and arrest her.  Boggles the mind!"

But clearly not enough talent to work out it hat if you send a bomb threat via email from a work address, chances are you're going to get caught...

On the other hand this whole thing could very ugly, particularly if the boss is married and he's been knobbing this bird on the side...
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