My review of Cameron's Avatar

Dances with Wolves meets Alien meets Star Wars meets Apocalypse Now meets that one flick with Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg and the spirit of Patrick Swayze meets a Night at the Aquarium (Fluorescent Critter Displays). There are also scents of Gulliver's Travels and, I am not making this up, Kubrick's 2001 Space Odyssy.  Oh yea, and Chronicles of Narnia, or so I am told.  And the Lion King, but only briefly.  Very briefly. And Tom Cruise in Born on the 4th of July, but sober.

Do NOT go to this movie if you have a thing against interspecies copulation.

Do GO to this movie if you dig small breasted cat-like 12 ft tall domineering but deeply spiritual and earthy women who are naked.  Imagine a yellow eyed Angelina Jolie but with a tail and head to toe body art.  That's basically it.  If you were the type who would get a little boner while whipping through your elementary school library's National Geographic collection, this film will bring back warm memories.

edit:
I forgot to add, it also has elements of The Matrix.  Those parts that concern the actual matrix itself.  I think.

absolutely!!

like I said, it was like going to 10 movies for the price of one

Small, of course, in a relative sense.

Darla and I are going right now. Imax 3d no less.

One word.

*goshdarn* Awesome.