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Lane Kiffin to coach USC
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dystopia
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 05:39:51 PM » |
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Wow. confirmed at espn. Thanks for everything, Tennessee.  http://sports.espn.go.com...ncf/news/story?id=4820737Tennessee's Lane Kiffin has agreed in principle to become the next head coach at Southern California, sources close to the situation told ESPN.com's Chris Low on Tuesday. |
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 06:05:31 PM » |
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lol
great move....he didn't fit in down here
you can take the boy out of california, but you can't take the california out of the boy
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 06:10:37 PM » |
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Good luck trying to fill Carroll's while on probation and not having the advantage of cheating like Pete did.  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 06:55:23 PM » |
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Man, this WHOLE thing has such epic fail written all over it that even the local sports shock jocks recognize the stench!
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 08:11:00 AM » |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 08:42:11 AM » |
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I'm really going to miss him down here in SEC-land. He was going to be a lot of fun. He is just one of those guys that that attention finds in the way flies always discover a *feces* pile.
My prediction is he crashes and burns at SC.
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 09:26:40 AM » |
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Anyone can be successful at USC. Weak Pac 10 schedule. And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up. Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach. Enjoy.
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 09:30:22 AM » |
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Didn't mean to sound all racisty. Change last sentence to: Don't go South, the Money is North by NW and the beach is West. Enjoy.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
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You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 09:30:34 AM » |
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Anyone can be successful at USC. Weak Pac 10 schedule. And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up. Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach. Enjoy.
Sounds a lot like doing MR in Palm Springs. |
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dystopia
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 07:52:41 PM » |
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Random thoughts about Lane Kiffin:
- In hindsight, now Al Davis looks like the good guy in their past shenanigans, which is not an easy feat.
- He must be incredible in an interview because he seems like an ass every time I see him on TV. He's definitely a world class bridge burner. I've burned some bridges at past jobs, but Kiffin cuts quite a swath of destruction in his wake. He now has the entire state of Tennessee pissed at him to go along with the Raider nation.
- I was shocked when he got the Raiders job, once again when he got the Tennessee gig, and, finally, that he's going to USC. Clearly I am underestimating this guy. So I will now make the prediction that he leaves USC in a year to take the Dallas Cowboys head coach spot or a seat in the Senate.
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 08:15:13 PM » |
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Anyone can be successful at USC. Weak Pac 10 schedule. And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up. Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach. Enjoy.
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2010, 09:55:55 AM » |
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So I will now make the prediction that he leaves USC in a year to take the Dallas Cowboys head coach spot or a seat in the Senate.
Good thing I know you suck at predictions. |
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Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 10:05:53 AM » |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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