[NSFW] Hey George, the ocean called....

Walked out of my office building last night and was confronted by a reasonably attractive girl raising funds for OXFAM http://www.oxfam.org.au/I was about to cross an intersection, but the lights changed so I had no where else to go.

She approaches me and says: "Where can I get one of those? (referring to my Soul Patch / Gotee combo)?"

Naturally I say the first thing that comes to mind:

"You probably need to be a bloke first,.... or you could get down on your knees and deep throat my cock, then it'd look like you had a beard..."

She had this complete "wtf?, did he really just say that?" look on her face and after processing it for a minute could only respond with an embarrased / flushed, "um yeah... I guess, ...no,...ewww,... anyway..., ewww"

I'm tipping she wasn't expecting my response, which by the way was pure genius, but hell, she walked right into it.

"Ok then, there's my tram, I'll leave it with you then,  you know where I work" and crossed the road and got on the tram.

At least she didn't slap me, which tells me she's not adverse to sucking cock