Muzak for the Molasses

Sick of getting elevator-music versions of Celine Dion and Aerosmith  songs stuck in their brains, workers at 13 Oregon DMV offices are more than ready to help the state save money.

Please, they’ve begged, make the Muzak stop!

Caught in a budget crunch, Driver and Motor Vehicles Services is happy to give them “The Sound of Silence.” (You'll probably be humming that one the rest of the day. Sorry).

Oregon taxpayers pay up to $160 a month to pipe Muzak’s acoustic wallpaper into lobbies where drivers come to take tests, renew licenses and register vehicles.
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DIE MUZAK INVENTOR!