Toilet Lid Attack

Police arrested an Iowa City woman after she allegedly struck her sister with the lid of a toilet tank.
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Johnson's sister and her sister's husband told police that Johnson, who had been living with them for the past two months, removed the toilet tank lid and struck the her sister during an altercation. Police said they found the sister lying on the floor bleeding from her foot. She also had an injury to one of her fingers.
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Toilet. Duck.