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God's talking to Pat Robertson again

 
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God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« on: January 02, 2007, 08:26:42 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2007/U...predictions.ap/index.html

Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2007, 08:29:07 PM »

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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2007, 08:31:54 PM »

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

Interesting comment.
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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2007, 08:48:13 PM »

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."


Nukular, maybe?
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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2007, 08:49:31 PM »

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

Interesting comment.

It keeps coming back to the drive-bys.
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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2007, 08:51:38 PM »

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."


Nukular, maybe?

LOL. First thing I thought of as well.  Smiley

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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2007, 08:14:02 AM »

Surely Pat asked Him if he could please prevent the nuclear attack and save his people from a lot of trouble?  I'd rather know how that part of the conversation went.
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Re: God's talking to Pat Robertson again
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2007, 08:37:53 AM »

Didn't Pat say that Barnie and the TeleTubbies were gay?

Stopped listening after that one.
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