Men allegedly use case of beer as weapon in heisthttp://news.yahoo.com/s/a...fe_st/us_odd_beer_assaultPUEBLO, Colo. – Bud Light may not be advertising these two as "Real Men of Genius." Two men are accused of using an 18-pack case of Bud Light as a weapon while stealing beer at a Loaf 'N Jug convenience store.
The men are accused of stealing three cases of Bud Light from the store early Saturday. According to police, one of the men used a case of the beer to hit a clerk during the theft. The clerk wasn't seriously hurt.
Police officers chased the suspects on foot. The affidavit said police found two cases of beer in a back yard, then went inside and found the men.
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LOL At the same time assclowns like that give us Bud Light drinkers a bad name.
I had a first today. I stopped off at a gas station (important) to pick up a six pack. Couldn't open the cooler door. It appears locked. Upon further inspection I see a magnetic lock on the top of it. I go up to the counter to inquire. She says "I was waiting for you to yell and tell me to hit the button."
What button? Well I'm not entirely that dense so I see what's going on so I explain to her that I'm not from here and not only am I not used to yelling for the store clerk to "Open Cell Block 3" I'm still not used to being able to buy beer at an EXXon station.
LOL Good times. I love *goshdarn* Kalifornia.