O. M. G. Aske's favorite target of ridicule strikes again!

I know it's de rigeur to point and laugh at her, but she never really had a chance. Her father is a mobbed up pump and dump operator so stupid that he's actually ended up in jail 2 or 3 times. Her mother is apparently unable to function as anything but an enabler for whatever stupid *feces* is going on at the time.

As a result, Ms. Lohan is probably lucky she didn't end up hooking on Craigslist when she was a teenager.

Should she know better? Probably, but not because of anything she learned at home.

 I hope she gets a hold of something that will help her get a grip, and then has a kickass career that nobody believed she was capable of.