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I should SO not drink in the afternoon and then...
« on: September 02, 2010, 07:41:58 PM » |
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go to the grocery store.
Couple of beers. little sk8 action, and off to the WinCo after work.
Soooo, I'm the 3d or 4th guy back in the checkout, and the lady pays with a WIC voucher. They are a complete PITA for the checker, and always hold *feces* up while the checker figures out what's covered and what not.
Anywho, the *goshdarn* douchebag 60something in front of me says in a very loud, clear voice:
'Look at this! Soshulism is just ruining this country'.
Everybody sort of hems and haws, but do I do smart?
Oh, *fudge* no I don't.
I say in an even louder and clearer voice:
'Pissed that Medicare doesn't cover your Depends, are we?' (I mean, they were right there in the top of his cart and all).
Now he doesn't do smart. He makes a bunch of noise and says in summary:
'20 years, I'd have kicked your ass'.
He's a big guy and all, but I doubt it, towit:
'20 years ago, I was still in division. You couldn't have handled me then, either. Now buy your diapers and shut the *fudge* up'.
So he does, but he keeps looking back at me.
Of course he's parked 2 cars over in the parking lot. Are we through? Evidently not, because he starts in again. I couldn't really follow what he was saying, but the upshot was that I needed my ass kicked for being a librul and whatnot.
So I said:
'You go in your car and get any thing you want, and come over and swing it at me. One free shot. If you come out with a gun, I'll make you eat it.'
He left.
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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