Is that a gun in your pocket, or.......

Law calls foul on chook in pants

A man who stuffed chicken down his pants and threatened to shoot a check-out assistant at a Tasmanian supermarket has pleaded guilty to robbery.
Christopher Sullivan, 50, then rolled his car at the Country Club roundabout as he was fleeing the Woolworths supermarket.

"It was the items that he concealed in his pants that interfered with his control of the vehicle," defense layer Evan Hughes said.

"He was attempting to re-adjust the schnitzel when the accident occurred."

Sullivan pleaded guilty to the robbery at the Supreme Court in Launceston this morning.

Prosecutor John Ransom said Sullivan put the chicken down his trousers, selected two cans of pet food and went to the checkout.

Sullivan put his hand in his pocket said to the female check-out attendent: "Now give me all the money, I have a gun in my pocket."

http://www.theage.com.au/...-1y0vw.html#ixzz1tmFsZySM

What a waste of good sausage.