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chimpy drinking game tonight?
« on: January 10, 2007, 02:36:13 PM »

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Re: chimpy drinking game tonight?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 02:39:51 PM »

What words/phrases do you have in mind?
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Re: chimpy drinking game tonight?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2007, 02:41:59 PM »

Since I will be watching the neighbors kid and mine tonight, I'll pick "stay the course". Should be safely sober with that one.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2007, 02:43:10 PM »

I'd play but when shrub is scheduled to be on TV I almost always take Monte for a walk.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2007, 02:45:06 PM »

9/11 = 151
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freedom = tequila



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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2007, 02:57:59 PM »

I'd play but when shrub is scheduled to be on TV I almost always take Monte for a walk.
My slang vocabulary is really expanding thanks to this site.
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Re: chimpy drinking game tonight?
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2007, 03:10:13 PM »

I'd play but when shrub is scheduled to be on TV I almost always take Monte for a walk.
My slang vocabulary is really expanding thanks to this site.

You're becoming a right hipster doofus.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2007, 03:12:14 PM »

what would "purple monkey dishwasher" be worth??

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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 03:13:45 PM »

I'd play but when shrub is scheduled to be on TV I almost always take Monte for a walk.
My slang vocabulary is really expanding thanks to this site.

"Flogging the bishop," and "polishing the helmet" just don't have the same charm.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 03:21:50 PM »

peeling the carrot?
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2007, 03:30:55 PM »

I'd play but when shrub is scheduled to be on TV I almost always take Monte for a walk.
My slang vocabulary is really expanding thanks to this site.

"Flogging the bishop," and "polishing the helmet" just don't have the same charm.

I think it was "bashing the bishop".  At least, that's what I looked up when I was trying to figure out wtf TFT was talking about.

There's an impressive list here:

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Polish the Sceptre
Punish the Pope
Doin' the Han Solo
Doing your homework
Drilling for oil
Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love
Fire the Surgeon General
Fishing with dynamite
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Holding your own
Left to your own devices
Liquidating the inventory
Making a cash withdrawal
Minding your own business
Pat the Robertson
Playing solitaire
Putting your thumb in the porridge
Raining on your parade
Relishing your hot dog
Rubbing yourself until you have an orgasm
Sampling the secret sauce
Shooting yourself in the foot
Spending your Christmas bonus
Stewing in your own juices
Summoning the genie
Taking a load off
Taking matters into your own hands
Toying with your Death Star
Using the Force
Varnishing the banister
Wrestling with your emotions
Working up a foamy lather

Star Wars Themed names:

Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
Grooming the Wookie
Making the Kessel Run
Polishing Vader's Helmet
Evacuating Tatooine
Unsheathing the Meatsaber
Releasing the Special Edition
Jumping to Delight Speed
Communicating with Red Leader One
Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
Tinkering With the R2 Unit
Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
Test Firing the Death Star

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Re: chimpy drinking game tonight?
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2007, 03:34:14 PM »

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Re: chimpy drinking game tonight?
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2007, 03:35:39 PM »

In keeping with both themes of this thread:

"troop surge"
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2007, 03:41:18 PM »

"War on Terror" will be used a lot.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2007, 03:42:52 PM »

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