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Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« on: January 14, 2007, 03:49:47 PM » |
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Seems there's another bloke on here who's about to have a baby.......   ...and he hasn't said anything.... |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2007, 05:53:07 PM » |
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Congrats to whoever it is.  |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2007, 06:07:25 PM » |
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He said not to tell the Aussies.
They have dingoes.
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2007, 06:09:52 PM » |
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He said not to tell the Aussies.
They have dingoes.
Just ask Meryl Streep about the dingoes... |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2007, 06:11:03 PM » |
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He said not to tell the Aussies.
They have dingoes.
Just ask Meryl Streep about the dingoes... I did. She said she only looked away for a minute. |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2007, 06:11:24 PM » |
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I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby?  |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2007, 06:13:43 PM » |
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I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby? You think you are confused? Imagine his surprise.... |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2007, 06:16:26 PM » |
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I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby? You think you are confused? Imagine his surprise.... Appearantly it was a complete surprise, he's only ever had ****ual relations with a woman once and she was married...... |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2007, 06:30:21 PM » |
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 Mmm, I'm so happy. Comes from having relations. You know I love havin' relations. I used to have relations. Mmmm |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2007, 06:31:30 PM » |
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Mmm, I'm so happy. Comes from having relations. You know I love havin' relations. I used to have relations. Mmmm Has Tom Brady had relations with her??? |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2007, 06:33:58 PM » |
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Tom Brady could impregnate Chuck Norris.
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2007, 06:38:15 PM » |
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I was watching a Chuck Norris movie last night... Missing in Action.....lol
All he had to do was look at an enemy helicopter and it would explode.....
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2007, 06:41:40 PM » |
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He has The Kavorka!
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2007, 06:43:57 PM » |
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He has The Kavorka!
Does The Kavorka have The Chuck Norris??? |
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Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2007, 06:48:51 PM » |
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He has The Kavorka!
Does The Kavorka have The Chuck Norris??? Like a cell mate after lockdown. |
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